One day, a Scotsman went playing golf. After standing a while on the green he asked the boy standing beside him: "You are my caddie for today?"
"Yes," answered the boy.
"Are you good at finding lost balls?"
"Oh yes, I find every lost ball!"
"Okay then, boy. Run and search for one, then we can start!"
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